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October 7th, 2004

08:34 pm - Whoopsie! Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States) brought to you by Quizilla *sigh* I guess I already knew I was a conservative. Ahem. Leaning toward the conservative end of the spectrum or somethannnnng. :::::::::::::::::::CRYING:::::::::::::::::::::: Current Mood: anxious

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September 28th, 2004

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September 15th, 2004

01:39 am - MAKE UP MY MIND! xenaeatspancake took me off his friends list again. Sheesh boy, you really need to make up our collective mind. First you love me, then you hate me. You've put me on your list twice and taken me back off. PSYCHO! I demand to be reinstated!!!!!!! Current Mood: confused

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July 30th, 2004

01:23 pm - HAHA I just noticed that xenaeatspancake has some awesome CHEWBACCA drama on his journal. I like that. Wow, my eyes are dry. :) Current Mood: relaxed

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July 22nd, 2004

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July 18th, 2004

12:46 am - Dude... UNICORN IS POWERFUL. A ten step procedure: 01. Step 1 admitted we were defenseless against the omnipotence of UNICORN and that our lives were unmanageable. 02. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves [UNICORN] could restore us to sanity. 03. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of UNICORN as I understood him. 04. Admitted to UNICORN, to ourselves and another human being (non-UNICORN) the exact nature of wrongs. 05. We’re entirely ready to have UNICORN remove all these defects of character! 06. Made a list of persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all, or else, so sayeth UNICORN. 07. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it to...UNICORN. 08. Sort through, pray and meditate, to improve our conscious contact with UNICORN, as we understand him, praying only for knowledge of his will for use and the power to carry that out. [Huh???] 09. We’re entirely ready to have UNICORN remove all defects of character! AGAIN! 10. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps... We tried to carry this message to those that still suffer And to practice these principles in all our affairs. In other words: UNICORN IS POWERFUL!!!

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July 2nd, 2004

06:52 am - EYE BE BACK Baby got back, but not as much back as me. I'm back from the dead, back from the tree. Actually I chopped the tree down and used a camp axe to create a raft and floated around for a while in a pond outside. My dearest friend on LJ, perhaps my ONLY friend, Mr. Billard, has casually informed me that people :::gasp::: MISS me. How can this be? Why don't these anonymous others ever make an appearance in my journal? Tonight, AKA THIS MORNING I am too tired to make a scene. I would simply like to POLITELY request that if you have a question for me you bring it to ME. Don't be a coward. Love, eye_cry P.S. I think you people are in love with me. Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be? Current Mood: delighted

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June 21st, 2004

03:34 pm - I'm Sorry!!! I'm sorry... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not posed, nor am I photoshopped. It's very OBVIOUS when I am, so just LAY OFF. Thanx. *SOBS* Current Mood: morose

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11:24 am - Bitter Tears Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later, but what a tease it was. xenaeatspancake has added and removed me from his friends list. Total FRIEND ELAPSED TIME (FET) = 3 days. Worse things have happened, I suppose, but NEVER to me. This is the worst day of my life. Farewell xenaeatspancake, I will love you always. Sincerely, eye_cry Current Mood: crushed

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12:47 am - Yep! That's what I thought... eye_cry's LJ stalker is xenaeatspancake! xenaeatspancake is stalking you because you made a nasty comment on their LJ. They are also mentally deranged! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com Current Mood: scared

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April 25th, 2004

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April 16th, 2004

01:28 pm - Stalkers and Fans A lot of people are jealous of dseumsoenj. That makes me cry. I wish that people would go out of their way to be my fans & cyber stalkers. What do I have to do to get some fans? Do I have to start a fan club? That makes me cry. Actually, I bet I really do have fans, just like dseumsoenj, but my fans are members of the Silent Force of Fans. They watch and wait patiently. They look for clues, etc. They gather information about my life and compile a database so that they can study the most intricate details of my existence. The thought makes me blush really. I suppose that's why I started this journal in the first place-- because I LOVE fans. And hey, if you silly people cross your fingers, I may even start a FAN CLUB JOURNAL just for you! Current Mood: touched

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April 15th, 2004

05:46 pm - Teenage Wildlife Today was a good day, almost. Mind you, I never intend to start crying. The tears just seem to have a mind of their own when the levee breaks, ya know? So I was sitting on the couch watching my favorite soap opera when I looked out the window to observe a mother bird leaving her baby birds in the nest as she left to fetch the food that would soon be regurgitated into their mouths. If you could only see the terror I saw in those baby birds, the fear that mother would never return and they would be left to starve. I was immediately angered and deeply saddened and started to cry. Once I start, I cannot stop for at least one hour. This is not a rule I've made for myself but rather an observation. In my distraught state, I seek to quell the frustration that mounts inside me with each falling tear. What to do, what to do... This is the constant refrain in my little itty bitty pretty head. I had to do something. In our house we have a bird cage. Inside the cage is a mommy, daddy, and some baby birds. The babies exist because I was smart enough to place a nesting box inside the cage. The babies are fairly grown now but still not completely independent of their mother. Watching their growth is something I thoroughly enjoy, but when I thought about the poor birds outside and their plight and compared it to the birds inside our house being raised in captivity, never having to rely on the success of their mother's hunt; I became ENRAGED. So enraged in fact that there was only one thing I could do. I approached the cage and pulled the mother bird out. Her wings have been clipped and she is very tame. I watched her babies gasp in fear. Yes they gasped because I said they gasped and if you doubt that they gasped you are an idiot. The mother bird bit my hand as I placed her in solitary confinement - a separate cage. I feel that this action was necessary not only to calm my heightened emotional state, but also to teach those birds a hard and fast lesson: They don't know how good they have it. Jerks. Current Mood: discontent

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03:41 pm - Fresh on the Scene This is my first entry. Thanks dseumsoenj for the tip. Now I will be among the ranks of the self-published. I feel very self-conscious about writing for an online audience. Call it paranoia, but I always have this strange feeling about many insignificant others just watching, lurking, and coveting everything I own. Something I feel I should make clear on the outset is that I have a very sensitive nature. Yes, I CRY. My eyes-- they cry and cry. I'm not sure if my tears are caused more by anger or sadness. But the salty liquid flows forth like a fast-moving river of DOOM for at least an hour every day. If you think this makes me weak, you're very much wrong. I suggest you don't test me. Other than that I don't have much more to say. I love Neopets, and Neopets plushies, and right now my Aisha is pissed off at my Usul. If you like Neopets maybe we can be friends but if you're stupid I don't care to talk to you. And you stupid people know who you are. You certainly don't need me to point it out to you. Holla.

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